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    Showing posts with label Public Enemy. Show all posts
    Showing posts with label Public Enemy. Show all posts

    Tuesday, July 07, 2009

    Reasons Why an ASSHOLE is an ASSHOLE

    Think I probably reached tat period in my current job tat I dread coming to work coz I have to be in close proximity of people I dislike and hate (some of them lah, of coz there are people I get along with). Short of dragging my feet to work, find it hard to smile these days at work (hmm..or am I having PMS? :P )

    Anyway, signals are out tat I shld start looking for way out of the current situation...a new job!

    So, anyone got good recommendation???

    I know jolly well tat one shldnt leave his/her job just coz of some idiot colleagues...but once the atmosphere at work changed to an unbearable degree...well, wat else can I say but "sianzzzzz"...

    Plus I think its abt time I move on to some other place where I can learn more...getting to a saturation point here.

    Lend me ur ears (ok lah, eyes for this case since this is a blog) while I complain abt this one particular ASSHOLE who (I believe strongly) created the whole unfriendly, uncooperative, unmotivational atmosphere at my workplace. For those who follow my blog and read my past entry on the "Public Enemy"...well, this is the same person but upgraded to ASSHOLE status. I am not even going to put disclaimer this time coz I bloody hell feel strongly on this topic and there is absolutely no need to be apologetic abt it.


    The ASSHOLE is a/an:-

    1. TROUBLEMAKER => He sows discords among colleagues by encouraging disputes and disagreements. Ever since some colleagues be-friended him coz of his designation (ie. he needed supporters, they needed a backer), he has caused bad working relation among colleagues. One who used to be helpful previously has now become a complaint king. He even told some colleagues not to help some of us to answer phonecalls. -_-

    2. UNHYGENIC FELLA => He has a habit of sucking at his own teeth as if clearing them and making really annoying sounds while he does tat. He also coughs and sneezes into the air, not bothering to cover his mouth and nose while doing so. U might argue tat if he does all tat while at his cubicle, there is nothing we can complain abt...well wrong! He does all tat while walking around the office and sometimes while he collect printouts from the printer next to me. Positively disgusting!


    3. "TAI-JI" MASTER => Nothing is his fault. Every error, mistake, problem, etc are other people's fault.

    4. BOOTLICKER => He practically LICKS the floor tat his bosses walk passed and not just their boots. He targets and gets into the good books of the bosses one by one, giving praises and showcasing his talent at curry-flavouring.

    5. BACKSTABBER => He pushes the blame of something he doesnt know how to do/solve to others. Our external IT support guys had to take the blame many times coz of this. As for internal people, well all mistakes are always others'...remember? Also to add tat he has the habit of digging info from conversing with people and then say "he/she said this/that" to a 3rd party.

    6. NOISE POLLUTANT => He regularly and persistently imposes his lousy and outdated singing on those sitting near his workstation.

    7. STINGY FOOL => How much can u save just by cutting the green tea and hand soap supplies in the office? And wats up with the 1 to 1 pen exchange policy? Stationery ordering which MUST be approved by him, even for a single pen??? Ridiculous.

    8. ****-ING AH GUA => (Very sorry to those of you who might be Gay but are VERY VERY NICE people and happen to read this post...I meant as no insult to u....its just HIM). The way he talks to guys (eg. one of our IT support guy) sounded as if he is flirting with them. Hello?!! Workplace!!! There was one incident he was having this verbal sparring with tat IT guy and it definitely sounded like a "lovers' spat".

    9. SMARTALECK => He tries to be the "know-it-all". When he debates with people over a certain topic/issue, u will like hear the words "listen to me" either in english or mandarin. Then he will insist he is right abt every topic of conversation. And even if he doesnt know the answer to a certain question and say someone else answers tat question, he will add "I also thought so" or "that's what I was thinking".

    10. FAKEY => The way he laughs at some jokes...just one word - FAKE.

    11. POOR DRESSER => His dressing is just all wrong. Mondays to Thursdays are not too bad coz guys cannot go too wrong with shirts and pants. But we had a few shocks on the first few fridays when he came dressed in bright orange or yellow colours.

    12. LEECH => He is those kind of people who doesnt do much actual work in the office and only knows how to delegate work to others while he sits in his cubicle whole day calling and planning his next overseas trip. In game terms, we call this behaviour leeching coz u dun do any work and yet get experience = He doesnt do any work and get paid.

    13. PRETENTIOUS IDIOT=> He pretends to be concerned/caring for some colleagues but always sounded like he has hidden meanings to wat he says. Eg. He told our pantry auntie, "Ah Soh, you have been in this firm for so long already, why didnt you go learn to speak English huh? You should go learn mah." - Not as if he is going to sponsor/make the firm sponsor auntie to the english language course right?

    14. EAVESDROPPER => I lost count of the number of times he eavesdrop on our conversations coz we are unfortunately his neighbours in the office. How did I know he eavesdrop? Coz he interrupts mid-way through our conversations (be it personal or work-related conversations).

    15. PEEPING TOM => Ok, I dun know wat phrase to describe this really. As he is the administrator of our IT system in the office, he actually have access to read EVERYONE's emails. Ethically, one wouldnt read others' emails unless u are checking on something. But he made it plain tat he reads our emails lor, even personal emails.

    Decided to stop listing any other reasons for the asshole he is coz I am quite sure the above reasons explain my point sufficiently.

    Monday, July 06, 2009

    ASSHOLE's Email

    Received the following email from the ASSHOLE public enemy from my office (read my previous emails to know who this person is).

    Hi Christine,

    I understand you are very tire (he even spelled wrongly).

    I saw
    you dozing off a couple of times this morning but is not
    appropriate. Hope you understand. Thank you.


    Yah yah, I doze off sometimes at work. But hey, I still do my work k...and if I dun finish my work coz I dozed off, I will automatically stay back overtime to do it...I am NOT eating the company's time anyway.

    But I do realise tat I have to watch myself next time so tat he doesnt go make "small report" to bosses...sigh...hate it since he joined the firm...no peace after he came.

    I decided to prepare a draft email to him (give him back his own medicine) which I WILL send to him the next time he sings and irritates me and the message goes:

    Dear ASSHOLE (name will of coz be replaced to actual name when I email),

    Understand that you have a passion in singing and probably love to share your passion with people.

    However, as some of us do need to concentrate on our work, it will be highly appreciated if you could please refrain from imposing your singing on us. Also a gentle note that the office is hardly the appropriate place for this activity, why not go to a karaoke lounge to sing to your heart's content?

    Thank you.

    Regards,
    Christine
    Starting a WAR?

    Maybe...but it will definitely give me a sense of satisfaction, so why not...not as if he will be any nicer to me anyway.

    Sunday, December 14, 2008

    Complicated Human Relations

    Sigh, this is the 2nd time I am typing this post as the previous one was unsaved and someone turned off the internet connection while I was in the heated midst of typing the post. Arghh....now gotta organize my thoughts all over again.

    Well, firstly I am extremely tired right now after being out at a fren's housewarming from 12noon to 10pm eating, drinking, gossiping and bitching excessively and then returned home to continue my online gaming on Shaiya for 5 hrs. So, I will get straight to my point.

    There has been quite a bit of unrest in my office lately and though we know wat and who is the cause of it, we have yet to find a solution. Its amazing how a person can annoy and be hated by so many at the same time that there is probably lots of truth in the reasons why this person has now become the "Public Enemy" in my office.

    Reasons why this person is the "Public Enemy":

    Disclaimer:
    If you happen to know the person I am describing below, please do not be offended or upset by my post, you are abosolutely entitled to your own views and opinions as I am.
    If you happen to be the person I am describing below, its high time you wake up to your sense and reflect on your behaviour.
    If you disagree with all my reasons below and think that this person should not be hated by everyone and become a public enemy, I think you are probably not very well liked by those around you as well and maybe you did not even realised it coz your skin is too thick.


    1. He has an attitude problem (eg. he believes that when the staff hates him, it means he is successful in the things he does and implements)

    2. He is snobbish (ie. he only looks up to pple who holds a higher position in the office)

    3. He is a bootlicker who agrees with watever the bosses say (eg. he thinks that if the bosses give staff 1/2 day off for holiday eve or when bosses treat staff to a meal, staff should be appreciative and remember their generosity and all the dishes that they have eaten) - SIAO!

    4. He talks in a condescending way

    5. He is a show off (eg. he tells pple abt his BOSE home theatre system and his big studded diamond earrings...OMG, so Gay!)

    6. He takes credit for work done through acquiring other pple's help

    7. He is unfair (eg. he got bosses to approve implementing a policy that penalizes every staff in the office when only a few of the staff are regular offenders of coming to office late in the moring)

    8. He makes inappriopriate jokes (ie. yellow, dirty jokes)

    9. He is a greedy glutton (eg. keeps taking and asking for pple's food but he does not return favours; keeps saying that he is hungry when he himself chose not to have his lunch.....a Scrooge as well?)

    10. He is a racist (its not very obvious but he does seems to have something against the non-Chinese here)

    11. He interrupts other pple's conversation (even when its abt work and has no relation to him AT ALL)

    12. He eavesdrop on other pple's conversation (eg. by pretending to hover near the spot of conversation, hiding in a dark room while listening to conversations in the other room, eavesdrop when others talk on their phone)

    13. He thinks he is always right and becomes very defensive when you challenge his decision/work/ideas/ways

    14. He doesnt cover his mouth when he cough and sneeze, spreading germs everywhere

    15. He SINGS...(ζ€δΊ†ζˆ‘ε§! I gotta listen to him sing ALL the time...its annoying, distracting and totally unenjoyable...even after I make sarcastic remarks and cleared my throat everytime he start singing, his singing persists)

    There are probably more reasons but my mind is not working well after 1 1/2 hrs of blogging, so dear frens, if u know who I am talking abt and wana give some inputs, feel free to let me know.

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    On a separate note, i was just browsing through some frens' homepages on Friendster and suddenly realised that at least 2 of them had gone from a "In a Relationship" status to a "Its Complicated" status. I also remember another fren of mine told me some time ago that his is an "Open" relationship.

    Erm, is relationship that complicated? Either u're together or u're not.

    And, wats tat abt a relationship being "Open"? My fren said it means he has a girlfriend but both he and his GF are open to meeting other guys and girls....@_@

    Aiyo...so chim de....haiz...stay single lah...easier....

    -_lll