Dread working today and had a hard time pulling myself out of bed and got ready for work.
As usual, my bro drove me to work and on the way, he mentioned that one of the Mr Bean soft toy is at the rear window area with the cats soft toys. When I looked, I saw the pig soft toy there too. So started this conversation:-
Me: Wat's the pig doing behind with the cats and the bean?
Goon: Nothing. Hey...say if the cat eats the pig, the pig eats the bean and the cat is afraid of the bean, and there is a long river. How do u get all 3 across the river when u can only bring at most 2 of them across at any 1 time?
Me: Slaughter the pig, cook and eat it. Bury the bean in the ground to grow a beanstalk. Once it grows, climb the beanstalk with the cat to get up in the sky and across the river. Can keep the cat as pet. But if its a lion, I will be running fast away from it.
Goon: SZB! Poison the bean and feed to the pig. Pig dies. Cook the pork and feed the cat. Cat dies. Bring dead cat across the river. Viola!
Me: Stupid boy, wat u wana do with a "dead" cat?
Goon: Nothing. Idea was just to bring them all across the river. Din mention wat stat they're in. Haha...
Me: Hmm, u have a point there...
Interesting????
Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all of U!!!
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